What is the definition of Mariners Score?

A 'ariners score' is like when your favorite sports team (let's say the Eagles) wins the biggest game ever, but instead of a touchdown or a basket, they've just managed to anchor their boat to the bottom of the ocean in a peculiar fashion. It's like they've somehow mastered the art of 'ball-stacking' with a side of existential dread.

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Here's an edgy example: "After the mariner's score, the lighthouse keeper thought he'd lost his grip on reality—until he saw a ghost ship trying to avoid being dragged under the mariner's scoreboard."